Mar 10 2009
Women Drinking to Impress Men? Where are Horsemen of the Apocalypse? (and how to tap a keg)
A study was done delving into the twisted maze of inconsistencies and counter-intuitive illogical cognitive processes known as the female mind. It should be noted that all participants in the survey changed their minds an average of 25 seconds after answering, but then changed it back again an average of only 13 seconds later, leading researchers to believe it’s a fairly accurate survey. In the survey college females were quizzed on how much alcohol they should drink to impress their male counterparts, how much alcohol they thought their male counterparts wanted them to drink in order to hang out or be friends with the guys, and how much they should drink to be sexual attractive to men. And the study is as convoluted as the answer. But basically girls over-estimated the amount they need to drink by one and a half drinks.
Actually they have over estimated by infinity percent. Because as explained by numerous comedians, and every guy alive at one time or another to their fellow man or to any stripper who will listen, the male mind is not nearly that complex. Men want to hang out with, are impressed by, and are sexually attracted to, girls. There. That’s it. I realize this seems nearly impossible for girls to accept. Because there are so many levels of over-analyzation going on every second of the female life, it’s hard to understand that it is that simple. But it is. Ladies do not have to drink to impress guys at all. You don’t have to do anything but be. I hope that clears everything up.
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/141688.php
