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So this guy is on speed, which makes him feel really horny, so he walks into a whore house to get himself a good f**k. On the inside he remembers that he’s a bit short on cash so he says to the mistress:- “Listen, I only have five dollars, can you help me out?”
The lady says:
- “Sure, go up the stairs and go in the door on the right.”
The guy goes up the stairs and in through the door. He sees a chicken sitting on a table. He is a little disappointed but the speed is kicking in so he figures:
- “Oh well you get what you pay for!”, and he screws that chicken to near death, there are feathers flying everywhere. So the next day the guy is still a bit high and decides to go back to the whorehouse. He says to the madam:- “Listen lady, I’ve only got two bucks today. Can you do anything at all for me?”
- “Sure!” says the madam. “Go up the stairs and in the door on the left this time.” The guy goes in through the door on the left and finds a bunch of guys staring through a two-way mirror at two beautiful lesbians having sex.-”This is fantastic. Only two bucks for this!!” the guy says to one of the other men. The other man says
- “Yes, but you should have been here yesterday, there was a guy in there fucking a chicken.”

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